…all I saw was a naked handsome man and now I’ve locked myself in my room. WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEEE.
The Zodiac Temperament
Capricorn: wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to
Aquarius: YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap
Pisces: I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.
Aries: WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?
Taurus: BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU
Gemini: Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--
Cancer: ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?
Leo: /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE
Virgo: how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...
Libra: Passively plotting your demise.
Scorpio: This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE
Sagittarius: I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!
Send me a ’ ❤ ’ and I’ll kiss you.
((this is a terrible terrible idea))
(( MIIIGHT make lil doodles for this. Might ))
@masterofluff;
Bobby was humming a little to himself as he finished cleaning the counters, making sure things were alright back in the kitchen. He made sure everything was clean and sanitary, and he sighed happily, wings fluttering a bit. He wondered if that note got to Zoroark idly as he headed over to unlock the doors for opening. “Well, today’s a lovely day at least, so maybe it won’t be too hard to find the pub…” He snickered, looking around.
The Mightyena decided she would take a break from the bar that night. She sat next to a rather nice lake that was well hidden within the forest. As she sat there, she hummed softly, casting a fishing line and holding the pole close. “Nothin’ beats a good day out on the lake see what I can catch and release…” She chuckled, humming as she would slowly reel in when it got too close to her and then casting again. She wondered if anyone else knew about this lovely area.
The green haired young male gave a sigh, cleaning the counter top slowly. He sipped a bit at a cocktail he’d brewed up to try keeping him awake, the Wigglytuff Grand Slam. It was a work in progress, and he’d been perfecting it since he got the idea for something a little fruity with a hell of a kick. He’d met only a few Wigglytuff in his time , but all of them frightened him. They were really strong for big pink guys, and gals even. “Hmm… I wish I could just sleep in my bar… With all the liquors and all the flavors… Maybe I could have sweet dreams about mixin’ up the greatest concoction ever…!” He grinned a little before frowning again as he fell against the counter. He was so glad he kept himself extra clean otherwise he would’ve just messed his work up. “…I really need to get a life beyond alcohol… I love what I do, but damn…”
titanium-hound replied to your photoset: Do I look like a fuckin’ agony aunt to you?! Oh…
(( aw snap gonna have to bring out Zarko then so they can duke it out >:U ))((LOL YES
They can swap tips about how best to off your brother.
Then Foemance/make out whilst cussing at eachother.
Yep.
Considering making a blog for Bro!Zoroark, cost cos. I can. LOL.))
[…that making out bit sounds oddly hot… :’Ic]
